A few months ago, I made my first draft of the hypersomnia website. I was looking to build a portfolio as well as a space for miscellaneous posting (the most interesting miscellaneous posting to have ever been posted.) Since then, I found THAT site too featureful and less punchlineful. Now, here we are. Simple. Effective. Sexy. Just as purple as it was. This site, too, has its faults. I respectfully ask you to ignore them.

Working on a website is fun. When it’s YOUR site, anyway. It’s easy to go overboard and spend too much time on what might even be a sub-par product. Wow, it’s just like art. If you haven’t tried already, you should make your own. Nothing bad will happen.

Hello and welcome, at your own risk.